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I am The Movie Bro.

The Evolution of Liam Neeson

There are many things in this world that make sense. Science, Quiznos and YouJizz come to mind immediately. Of course, there are also many things that don’t make sense. In this category, I can think of no greater example than … Continue reading

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The Movie Bro Returns, Talks Emo Rape

You’ve seen the rumors on the internet. You’ve heard the whispers in the streets. No, not the one about Blake Lively sending her nudey pics to The Movie Bro, because that can neither be confirmed nor denied. The other one. … Continue reading

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Top 5 Douchiest Movie Villains: Coaches Edition

Everybody knows that athletes get tons of glory, money, and most importantly, pussy. And though the leaders who guide and inspire them often lurk in the background, there’s no denying the importance of a good coach. But for every Gordon … Continue reading

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Top 10 Douchiest Movie Villains: Athlete Edition

As much as we might fight it, every bro lives in a dualistic world: night and day, right and wrong, vaginal and anal. And when it comes to sports flicks, this dualism is even more pronounced. Without Apollo Creed there … Continue reading

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What the fuck is Matt Damon doing?

This isn’t easy for The Movie Bro. I mean I cried like a pathetic bitch when Sean told Will Hunting it wasn’t his fault. I considered joining the army after Saving Private Ryan came out and I realized I’ve made … Continue reading

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Picking Teams: Basketball Edition

As we approach the 10th anniversary of 9/11 and gear up for another presidential election, it becomes increasingly clear what the most important things in life are: family and country. Just kidding. Obviously the two most important things in life … Continue reading

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